Except I don't like watermelon. In fact, I'm one of those weirdos who find themselves gagging after eating a slice. I know how refreshing it is to bite into its crisp, juicy flesh on a hot sweltering day. When no amount of water is able to quench my thirst, especially considering how hot it's been this past week

  "How wonderful, how very wonderful the operations of time, and the changes of the human mind!" -Jane Austen, Mansfield Park (1814)

 I've never once thought Aztec prints to be particularly feminine. Not soft and classy, anyway. And while I do like the way it looks on others, it's just not something I can see myself wearing very often. I'm often reminded of my previous job, where we sold numerous Aztec print leggings. They were bright and funky. Some were

 Sometimes, when you really like an outfit and you really like a wall, it all comes together like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. And here we have it: Red, white & blue. Memorial Day is long over, but here you go anyway!