Outfit: Refreshing as a Watermelon
Except I don't like watermelon. In fact, I'm one of those weirdos who find themselves gagging after eating a slice. I know how refreshing it is to bite into its crisp, juicy flesh on a hot sweltering day. When no amount of water is able to quench my thirst, especially considering how hot it's been this past week and will be this summer, this is what I want to eat to satisfy my parched throat. Only I'm unable to. I just can't! Believe me, I've tried. While John on the other hand could eat a whole watermelon if he's allowed to. And it looks so incredibly satisfying.
